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Bonedongle = beaglebone + funcubedongle(s) - higher order terms
(similarity to boondoggle only mildly intended)
Features:
comes in its own recycleable polypropylene box
only 20 specimens survive in the wild; 4 remain in captivity
full software development kit accidentally included with each unit
new deployment-as-testing paradigm is fun for all users
looks the same whether it's working or not